Hailai Oi!

haha....
Abhi! I read ur blog you fat idiot, you manwhore, you bitch, you nipple biter, you fuckin arse wipe, and all thsoe bloody curse shit i crap about at you! haha...
Hey you gotttaaaa really admit that hailai was fun as hell man, i mean that plc does look like hell, the dance floor kicks all the clubs ass, the lights are just so visually perfect to the eyes of the E suckers and the crowd is just fugly (yeah i know) full of all those horrible old wrinkly chinese rich men booking all those indo prossies for one whole night of fuckin, i feel like tea bagging them, yeah abs lets go tea bag em, they deserve the art of tea bagging, let's show em! hehe...
Anyways hte only reason why i sang the stupidest songs was becuz i wanted to annoy you, like duh what else, from britney to chinese songs i barely even recognize, from the old boy band days to the kinky video of who again? the one with the girl massaging his breasts, that is just so pathetically stupid...and tacky and once again of course, KINKY mon..Kinky! But i had fun annoying you to the bone, squeezing out the laughter out of ur old boring face, haha JOshin you dude. Anyways..i had fun seriously. i did cuz i got to sing like an idiot and boy you weren' thte only person that heard me saying "you sexy dance, you sexy dance" a repeated number of times, the operators heard it man, now look im aware that this is the downfall of my reputation, but who cares right? Damn i wasn't even drunk too, imust be one brave chick ay? yeah abhi, praise me, beg me for my grand karaoke performances once again cuz you fuckin deserve it. Imagine if mur was there, she' db elike "what hte fuck?!" haha...oh god im running out of breath here. whoo...
anyways abs where are you man, been trying to buzz you lately, tapi u just never freakin balas, you better balas or else i'll teabag you my little babyfucker. haha: BAFO! So bafo, this is our master plan, actually Ernie's master plan, Ernie suggested we smoke up dulu trus crash in her crib and nonton the WHITE CHICKS n just laugh to the whole fuckin thang when we're all high and shit...das cool right? you have got to aggreeeee, you have got to show up later okay, if not i swear you will experience the art of tea bagging, trust me on that. :P
Okay anyways, i'm off for now, haven't been doing anything lately, just stayed at home and rested and drinking my Es teh tawar, shhhhh abs don't say "ew, es teh tawar!" Or else i'll order you some roti pisang, you can't get enough of those 2 words, the moment i sed it you went cwazeeee..
aites, i'm off
POOOF goes the magical bel! *****